Punday Monday 346!

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is bees!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

bees
As in
Do you know why bees were integral to the many successful marches of Attila? They made sure the army had good Hun knees.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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I liked your pun about the bees knees....it was truly the... bees knees!

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What was the queen bees favorite donut flavor?

Royal jelly-filled!

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Sometimes, I don’t like drinking honey because I feel we’re drinking bees shit…

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How do all the bees 🐝 keep their hair precisely the way that the queen wants it?

With a honey comb !
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I recommend never engaging a honeybee in conversation, they can just drone on for hours!

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How do you know when to call an Uber for your bff? When they're buzzed

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