Punday MOnday 336!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Sports!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@cmplxty!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Sports
As in
I make the yummiest dip for the big game day. It’s a super bowl.

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Sports puns, that is right up my alley but first let me go get my spare shirt as I spilled a little tee on the one I'm wearing.

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Alright I'm back and have a big pitcher instead of a small cup of tee so no more spills. I am now just realizing I paid too much for that cup of tee, I should ask StarBucks for my quarterback.

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I got my Jersey and went to Old trafford stadium all for my club to lose

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I'm friends with a tennis player because they always serve up the best jokes!

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Why is it that you never once see Mr. T playing a game of table football on any episode of 'The A Team?'

Because it's for foos!

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Thanks dude haha glad to have won one!

My uncle was a real asshole sometimes, we would play card games and hang out at his house. He was a good player and would frequently win but when he would lose, you’d not hear the end of his whining. I beat him in texas holdem poker one night and it was glorious to say “better luck next time, sport” and took my money and left. His friends were howling! Dropped the ball on him!

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