Punday Monday 331!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Thanksgiving!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics (zoink, again!!)

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Thanksgiving
As in
A bunch of cranberries walked into the bar. They got sauced.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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@improv! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @dotwin1981. (7/50)

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Those around me are angry at my non stop Thanksgiving puns,
I tried to tell them that I can't quit cold turkey.

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I can't wait for Thanksgiving this year, for the family AND the food. I get to see my cousins from Kentucky that done come around too often.

My cousin Randy is such a funny little guy-he's known for two things, his love of Lord of the Rings and his passion for Thanksgiving dinner. A few years ago, in the middle of an epic chow down, we started calling him "The Gobblin' King."

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My grandma's known to bring this delightful berry dishv to Thanksgiving every year,a rainbow medley of many different colored berries-i don't know where she gets yellow berries, but she does!..she calls the dish crayonberries, and all the great grandkids look forward to it every year!
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action and thanks they went to a hotel but at dawn they did not receive the thanks :v =^^=

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I am always stuffing up the turkey so this time I am squashing all the snide remarks about my cooking by baking a pie

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I'm cranberry thankful for all my friends and family this Thanksgiving!

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