Punday Monday 324

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is candy!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@captaincryptic

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Candy
You know why the candy bar got in trouble in class?
I’m not gloating.
Snickers

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Why did the candy go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit "smartie"!

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He loves candy and his father works in a candy factory. That's why I call him candy man

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Here's a tutorial for you to survive the zombie apocalypse in case it happens:

Gather all zombies together by summoning them to jury duty or bribing them with candies that look like brains 🧠.
Play "Thriller" by Michael Jackson, which will force them into a hypnotized dancing state they can't escape 🕺.
Pull out your household flamethrower and 🔥.

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What is the only chocolate nougat candy bar that you are allowed to eat at SpaceX training camp?

Threelon Musketeers, of course!

🤮

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Why did the "candy" break up with the chocolate? It found someone more sweeter!

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Excellent pun! I dunno why your reputation is so low, but keep making legit puns on my punday monday and we'll get it back up there.

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I'm currently working on it, thanks for the support❤️

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I went to a dispensary once and none of the gummies contained any sugar... They all had HIGH fructose corn syrup as an ingredient!

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