Punday Monday 322

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Radio!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Radio
As in
Who hates the sound effects artist on a radio play? Lee. Their foe: lee.

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Did you hear the radio that got arrested? It was charged with disturbing the peace.

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I can deal with low frequency waves no problem...but once we get into the high frequency range, I start to notice that it really Hertz.

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Back in 1907, one of the early radio broadcast inventors was able to successfully send a signal from New York City all the way to de Forest.

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I can think of 100 reasons on why not to listen to commercial radio, but I only need to give you the Top 40 to make my point.

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When it comes to filling that drivetime slot, radio management is just a bunch of parasites, I tells ya... they're always in search of a new host!

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Barbie and Ken used to love to drive her pink convertible around Athens, Georgia for hours at a time when they would be in town visiting.

She loved to listen to the 📻 radio in the car, (it was a really nice Alpine system, with pink speakers) especially to the all-REM station-but she could never remember what channel it was on.

"What's the frequency, Kenneth, She asked?"

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Only a radio talks for hours and gets no response. Talk to me, man. I'm not a radio

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Whenever I get home from a long drive back from the office, I always say goodbye to my car radio. It can't talk back of course... So it usually just waves.

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If you wanted to make your self feel bored then listen to radio😄

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My grandfather was killed in a freak bathtub accident back in the 80s....he was listening to the radio like he did every morning while getting ready for work, but I guess he reached for the wrong dial 🫧 🧼 🛁 📻

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I find that the best time to listen to talk radio is in the morning... There's just something about that AM radio.

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