Punday Monday 317
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Fairies!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Con, still I shun
Was masterfully done
And so the winner is
@quinnertronics
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Fairies
As in
What’s a fairy’s favorite beverage?
Sprite
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I'm often asked what my secret is when it comes to keeping fairies, gnomes and hobgoblins from breaking into my house-the simple truth is that you just need to get a good set of fairy-locks!
Also, I spotted this one this weekend in West Virginia and thought you'd appreciate it
Nice. I wonder if I know them!
I'm thinking they are more of the free jazz musician type of improviser-seeing as i was at an avant garde music festival!! 😂
... But there is that small overlap,I suppose... Like me!
🤝
Contrary to popular believe, Fairies ain't the petite dainty and pretty looking creature that they are perceived in cartoons. They are actually dirty and lazy and unhygienic. So much so, they leave fairy dust wherever they go
@rayius
She's strong and powerful
Loves to visit the garden
What's she? I guess she's a fairy.
Fairies are powerful!
What do you call a fairy who doesn't believe in magic? A "fairy" skeptical!
My daughter convinced herself at a young age that she was a fairy, and I played along with her ideas for a long time. At some point, her belief seemed to get her confused, as she was not able to accomplish everything that she tried to "conjure."
After a number of years, I had to break it to her, "Baby, you're not a fairy."
"But daddy, you told me that I am a fairy!" she replied, tearfully.
Thus I taught her an important life lesson: "Life's unfairy."
I should mention that this imaginary daughter of mine was conjured up by a fairy specifically for this pun. Ah, the power of magic!
One midsummer night, a group of fairies visited me in my dreams to sing some sweet, short songs to help me stay peacefully asleep. They truly were enchanting.
A fairy got trapped in a computer monitor. Its user accidentally spilled a can of Sprite on it. The poor fairy became very pixielated.
Did you hear about the mob boss' son who lost a tooth in a fight at school? It's kind of a sad story, but he was able to leave his tooth under his pillow at night so his fairy godfather would leave him a dollar!