Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #76 🤫

💥 Dangerous Games, Perfect Crashes & Puking Rainbows 🌈

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     Did you ever play the game "chicken" when you were young. In the countryside of the USA, bicycles were the weapon of choice for our chicken matches. Well, down in Indonesia this Hiver is obviously THE MOST CONFIDENT CHICKEN PLAYER EVER.

     With fast cars moving all around, this man singled out a Hummer and made a chicken match gesture to the driver. The driver nodded, agreeing to play, then our ASEAN Hiver just laid down in the middle of the road with supreme confidence. What happened after that, well, you should probably just visit the post.

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     Car crashes are almost always tragic, and rarely does anything good come out of them. Well, for this would-be business owner, his unfinished home was crashed into by a bus in the middle of the night and the driver fled the scene.

     Luckily for this person the bus crashed in such a perfect way that this BUS CRASH BECAME A CAFE. With a little remodeling the bus was able to become a permanent part of the structure, and now the site is a very popular local ice cream spot.

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     PUKING RAINBOWS IS THE NEW TREND IN MALAYSIA, well if you're a kid and happen to be sick at least. For centuries the human race has tried to come up with a solution to make puking less gross.

     This patented technology somehow converts stinky vomit to foam rainbows that smell like cotton candy. This makes the experience of being sick so much less miserable for kids, but there is now a fear that some kids may intentionally get sick in order to play with this new device.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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