Fun, easy contest! Tell a joke, win a prize! Everybody wins! Punday Monday 190
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is work!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @enginewitty, @quinnertronics, @theabsolute, @cmplxty, @orkin420
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Work
As in,
The defense attorney has to go back and forth from court to home every day, but she doesn’t mind. In fact, she’s glad to! She always hoped to commute the sentence.
OH THAT'S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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My mother was a obstetrician who always would work so hard helping pregnant mothers and delivering babies all the time that sometimes i felt like i would never see her! She loved her job, but it was very labor intensive.
Hahah that’s a good one I don’t know if someone can top that!
That'd be the kind of positive interaction having a pun contest engenders! WOOHOO! Thanks
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My friends work as an electrical engineer amazes me. The guy doesn’t drink coffee or anything. I guess you could say thinking about work, he gets charged up for his work day!
The sausage-maker was asked if he enjoyed his job...
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He said, "It's just the daily grind"
LOL
My friend's boss came up to us after what would have been his workday. He called out to go fishing with me. His boss says,"You missed work, eh?" To which my friend said, "Nope, not even a little bit." 😁
what a joker!
What do freelancers and junior managers have in common?
They all drink hard workahol.