Are Jokes Money? They can be if you do this contest! Punday Monday 187
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Communication
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
They were both really good, but heck yeah @quinnertronics! Shaggy dog stories get me every time. Why pizza, though?
Everyone go enjoy all their puns!
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Communication
As in,
Raymond had been listening to someone across the world with the contraption that was sitting in front of him. He was learning about raising pigs. What an amazing form of communication this was. But there was static on the line, so he might have gotten a little mixed up. Raising pork products...in the garden? He’d been digging with his hands for hours, trying to plant a pork chop when his wife, who knew better, hollered, “Ham, Ray! The Hoe!”
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Jesus had some confusion after his death. He said that the best way to ensure communication between him and his followers was through baking the unleavened bread. He wrote it down pretty sloppy so now his followers make the bread and eat it and call it communion! A two thousand year old typo, the oldest autocorrect fail?
Sorry i guess i didn't think that little Caesar's pizza might not be as famous as i thought. . here's some enlightenment:
Ill try for a California pizza kitchen joke next time
California pizza kitchen IS a joke!
Lol, no, I'm familiar with Little Caesar's I just didn't get its integration, but I don't care, I love weird!
Thanks for the HSBI as well man! Love this fun little thing to do every Monday!
Glad you're having fun!
Did you hear about the crazy old man that would talk to all the billboards in his neighborhood?
He communicated via sign language!
This sounds like fun! But okay, it's my first time and I'm not so sure if this would come out right but here it goes:
Every body wondered how Joe "the carpenter" was always getting the tough and reserved girls pregnant. Well, I was told that he is good at NAILING things.
hyuk hyuk hyuk