189th Punday Monday! PRIZES!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Valentine’s Day!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @athomewithcraig, @quinnertronics, @jacobtothe

(missed you @faith65 and @cmplxty and your friend @zanoz)

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@athomewithcraig!

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

  • HSBI

See @steembasicincome for details.
HIVE Stake Based Income is here!

I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!

See my wallet for prize confirmations!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Valentine’s day (belatedly)
As in,
https://twitter.com/BrendanWeinhold/status/1361159889414807552

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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Shit I thought I entered damn! I’ll check this one out in the morning!

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I don't understand this and I just got mentioned🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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It's a contest! Another player thought you might like to play! You just have to make a joke relevant to the week's theme. This week's theme is Valentine's Day!

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I don't have the ❤️ to enter any Valentine's Day contests.

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You're acute Valentine, Maybe we are Right for each other.

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For Valentine’s Day, just hope looking for love doesn’t land you needing to apply calamine lotion!

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What do you call a wedge between valentine drinks from Starbucks?

Chock-o-lattes

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As a circus performer, its hard to meet people to find a good date. Fire breathers are no good-its like kissing an ashtray. I could never get involved with a trapeze artist-all that tension wondering if theyll make it home that night... One type I learned to avoid real early was the contortionists-they always seem to come on too strong and fall for you head over heels.

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I giggled aloud at "all that tension!"

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Ha thanks. .
....i think if i could amend it i would change the ashtray thing to "but i really prefer non smokers"

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