👴 Rudy Farts In DCity.io Case 💨 Forced To Give Away 1x Law Firm ⚖️ Comment To Win
Want a DCity Law Firm? Well, Rudy Giuliani farted during the latest DCity hearing, and now he is being forced to give away his law firm. Now his former law firm could be yours, reducing your taxes by 10%.
👨⚖️⚖️ Rudy's Loss, DCity's Gain 🏙️
Did You Hear?
Unless you've been living in a cave, perhaps you've heard or heard about the fart heard around the world. Trump's former lawyer, Rudy Giuliani has accused @luca-legend of systemic voter fraud in the latest DCity elections.
Mr. Giuliani noted that although @luca-legend started the most recent elections with 0% of the vote share, he somehow garnered nearly 84% of the voting share, casting serious doubt on the integrity of blockchain voting.
Pre-Fart Rant
After finishing a xenophobic rant about DCity's Venezuelan residents, Giuliani paused briefly, then began a complaint that DCity hasn't yet interviewed a single witness.
Message From Q?
There was only one problem, he chose to place a carefully timed fart in between the words "single" and "witness". It was obviously a secret message from QAnon, because as soon as the fart was released, things got real serious, and Rudy accused the DCity representative of not wanting to know the truth.
👀 See For Yourself 👃
👩💻 The Result ☹️
He Who Smelt It Dealt It 👃
The DCity election committee reviewed the fart footage and later determined it was a secret message on behalf of QAnon, but no one has yet been able to cipher the semi-encypted fart code. Mr. Giuliani refused to reveal the fart's meaning or assist with decoding the fart cipher, so he was disbarred and his law firm is now being given to the first Hiver to crack the fart cipher.
Oh he made like you hahaha 😝. I thought you need to make post about your farts. 😂🤣😜🤪
My farts and Rudy's farts can't be compared, because I can shake the Earth. !ENGAGE 10
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tokens.I'm guilty and my punishment is to receive a lawfirm. 😆
How's it going?
That is the matrix, Rudy is gonna receive his own law firm after losing it, that would be a strange twist of fate. !ENGAGE 10
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tokens.His messaged was in Morse - SOS (Save our Smell)
Cool and funny post! Little Rudolf has some issues since Borat and family have visit him :)
You can't make this stuff up, it's like watching Idiocracy become a documentary film. !ENGAGE 15
Well, it is here! Do president Camacho remind you of someone?
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tokens.I think it was a coded message to the water treatment Unions of America, whatever they're called.
Letting them know that included in dCity's third edition cards their will be a new card, the "Water Treatment Plant".
I know it's a combined card because of the not one, but TWO farts.
It's obviously Public Restroom related as he farted in public on TV.
And the black running down huis face is representative of the sewage the card will process.
Perfect, I think this might be a real possibility, especially with all the supporting alternative facts. !ENGAGE 40
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tokens.It's an acronym to be sure. But the scientists in my city seem do argue a lot about its most probable contents.
Two are the major theories:
Federally
Acclaimed
Reliable
Technocrat
and
Financially
Agnostic
Redneck
Trucker
...
There are some who believe crossovers are possible between the above-mentioned couple. Which lead to dozens of endings appearing through unofficial sources like...night club visitors.
Some of the more plausible:
Rheumatic Tyrannosaurus (I'm sure I've heard that before so it seems quite legit), Retrograde Time-traveler, Rural Troubadour, Rectangular Triangle, Radish Tart (but some say it's bad literary taste to put Tart in a FART acronym so that one is highly unlikely), Renaissance Test-pilot, Rotating Thumbnail-gun, etc.
According to the majority of same sorry collection of sources the first word of the acronym could be nothing else but THE F-word, and as for the second one, they often suggested we try every A-word in the dictionary, starting with Aardvark, of course.
That is a truly epic answer! I didn't realize how creative DCity residents were. These are among the best comments I've ever seen on my posts. !ENGAGE 75
Thanks, I got carried away a bit. It was not...planned to happen like this ;)
I consulted with our secret language and decoding experts, and they have determined Financially Agnostic Redneck Trucker is the most likely coded message. I was looking for some kind of confirmation on my DCity log that you've received, but I have nothing yet. I will share with you a screenshot when I can verify it.
Thank you! If it smells, we'll find it.
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tokens.If we take the numerical order values of the alphabet and apply them to the word FART, we get:
F 6
A 1
R 18
T 20
If we add all those numbers we get 6 + 1 + 18 + 20 = 45
And who was the 45th president of the United States? Donald Jehoshaphat Trump.
Coincidence? I think not!
(Exclude me from the contest though. I already have a law firm.)
Well, that is an epic answer, so at the very least I could give you some BEER , ENGAGE tokens, and 100% smash upvote. I think you just ripped open the illuminati matrix. There is so much to decode in human flatulence. !BEER
Due the broken hive-engine / steem-engine BEER delivery is pauesed.
Means whenever the engine is working again, the beerlover will work himself through all the block looking for some orders to deliver that liquid gold
noted....thanks for the update @Detlev. !ENGAGE 20
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tokens.lol, I have been on to them for a while now. But don't let them know that.
Thank you for the tokens. :)
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.The message Rudy anally and secretly delivered to DCity voters is as follows...
On January 1st we will be revealing the rollout date of 3rd gen dcity cards along with what cards (and their stats) will be added.
Fair enough, a vulgur way for Rudy to deliver such a normal and ordinary message. I wonder why he used such alternative communication methods.... !ENGAGE 20
Perhaps he did not want to be found out by dcity creators who (do not understand flatula) have been keeping such information under tight wraps. 😂
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