CLOSED: LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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This Week's Joke Challenge Is Closed

Please check posts on @lolztoken for our current challenge to participate.

Welcome to the first ever LOLZ Joke Challenge!

Up till now, we have been a bit dry with all our talk of crypto, mining rates, resource credits, blah blah blah.

Well today we are ready to start letting loose and having some fun in this project. We are excited to start working the crowd.. or should we say get the crowd working ... to help build a Hive based joke database for use with the !LOLZ command.

The Task

Make a post with a joke in it from your favorite front end (PeakD, d.buzz, ecency, etc.) and include #lolz as one of the tags. It doesn't have to be a big post, just a quick two liner will do.

Next, come back to this post and post your joke and the link to your post in the comments. Finally, tag the funniest person you know on Hive so we can get this party started right.

Then just sit back and enjoy the scroll. Engage with other jokers. Meme it up. Share $LOLZ with each other and just have fun.

The Reward

The best reward will be a scroll fest of laughter as you read everyone's entries, but if that is not enough everyone who completes the task will get a reward of 2 $LOLZ.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous).

Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn the 2 $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any old joke you remember will do.

Enough Blah, Blah, Blah

So enough with legalese, lets get this party started! Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is "mined" when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.



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What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sun burn.

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Yesterday, I was able to use $LOLZ. Today I cannot. I have 11 tokens though.

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Are you typing !LOLZ or $LOLZ? You need to use !LOLZ.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Two white horses jumped in the mud!
:-D

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!LOLZ yes, that is a classic. We will add it, and drop you 5 #LOLZ tokens. Thanks for your contribution.

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

@dksart, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

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In my youth, it went a bit different:

Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell into a mud puddle.
Want to hear an even dirtier joke?
It fell in again.

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I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

@dksart, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

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Congratulations @lolztoken! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s):

You got more than 400 replies.
Your next target is to reach 500 replies.

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Here is my entry

Lotrimin should make some NFT's. They seem experienced in making things non-fungible
https://peakd.com/punchline/@theabsolute/scratch-that

I'm tagging @quinnertronics

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I have an RV and there is a special spot there where people sit and ask RV (are we) there yet? 🤣🤣


Posted via proofofbrain.io

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Leggo😂😂😂 !LOL

Here is my entry....

This morning.. My sister was on her regular make up time.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows so high... she looked surprised! 😳
https://peakd.com/lolz/@ehizgabriel/lolz-challenge

I'm tagging @rufans

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Good Joke Challenge!Have a nice time with funny joke.

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https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@vaipraonde/lolz-weekly-joke-challenge-help-build-a-hive-based-joke-database-and-earn-dollarlolz

-My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer.
-How good! Are you going to follow his profession?
-No, he wants me get him out of jail.

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Love it! I will drop you 5 more !LOLZ for your contribution.

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?

It was a knick knack paddy whack!

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Not so fun for me...
but for mom it is...
https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@stewie.wieno/not-so-funny-for-me

@bencwarmer wanna try?

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.aube my words are not so funny in english, but I'll try of I find a few minutes 😉
!LOLZ

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!LOL Very funny thanks! Bit too long for our needs, but very funny.

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On second thought, I can re-work it and make it work. I will drop you 5 more !LOLZ

My Doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football.
I said can we wait till Monday? It's finals.

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I have a very old joke, so you may already know it:

I'm on a sea-food diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

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Yes, another classic. We will accept it and drop you 5 !LOLZ for your contribution. Thanks!

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When the coffee shop clerk asked for his name, my brother-in-law answered, ‘Marc, with a C.’

Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark

https://peakd.com/proofofbrain/@lobaobh/the-best-medicine-in-the-world-lolz-weekly-joke-challenge

Humor - The best medicine in the world

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Love it! We will probably shorten it, but we will add it to the database. Thanks, I will drop you 5 !LOLZ

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

@lobaobh, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

@lobaobh, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

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I just read a new one I never heard before:
With all this rain we've been having lately, we could use an ark.
Fear not! We NOAH guy!

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This is very funny for me, I just read it ...😂😂😂
Why are you laughing?
I tell jokes in my mind ...
thanks @lolz😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Thanks for the !LOL

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

@disi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

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!LOLZ

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Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

@disi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pagane
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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